releasethemurderbirds: “loki is misunderstood” yes by you
fake-mermaid: theanti90smovement: there is no reason for one person to have a billion dollars unless that one person is me
weitrugger replied to your post: Concert Band sucked Bout went off on a girl in… Its still in my hair loudly withheld anger
sloth-grunge: do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
swiggity-swag-whats-in-the-bag: hey babe are you a noble gas because I can never see myself getting together with you
Concert Band sucked Bout went off on a girl in the dining hall for dumping glitter on a couple guys and calling ‘em gay. Bout to go to health what a shit day
mr-radical: mr-radical: one small boob for man, one giant boob for mankind famous quote by neil armstrong the first time he touch the boobie
shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes
Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life
The fact there are programs for tracking people unfollow you is really disturbing tho. Like the fact that you need to know who decided they didn’t want your blog on your dash speaks to a little over investment. And what do you plan on doing with that information?
dietchola: this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
*person taking Bible verse out of context*
Mike Wazowski: Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
I’m like, excited to be done with this year but I’m not sure this summer’s going to be anything but stress, if just less. Woohoo
Holy shit tag your nsfw
heartcramp: Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun. But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be...
mr-radical: feeling like the odd one out in your group of friends
We’re watching Easy Rider in American Studies next period!
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
helioscentrifuge: rufiozuko: jhenne-bean: rufiozuko: so… i’m just night blogging. just got home, had a night of rehearsal for my upcoming play and the director said i spread myself too thin sometimes and above all i’m not getting enough rest… i’m night blogging. Bb night blogging isn’t quite rest, but I guess it’s a step in the right direction, haha. my eye lids are getting heavy…...
riseofthecommonwoodpile: remember how punk culture was supposed to be anti-elitist and then it morphed into this cesspool of elitist shits trying to decide who/what is and isn’t punk that’s some irony you can drizzle on a cake and eat that’s how rich it is
velvetvelouria: piercethepop: But just imagine if one of the mcr boys had a really great idea for a song when they couldn’t sleep at 2am and excitedly pick up the phone to tell the others about it… Before sadly putting the phone back down… thanks, satan
lakidaa: drparisa: people who like my OCs people who know who my OCs are
drarna: reblog if you miss someone or are illicitly running a pelican breeding ring out of your aunt’s garage
scratch-it-flip-it-zip-it: I’ve made something really evil help me
SAYING GOODBYE TO OUR FAVORITE SENIORS AT THE END...
princessfuckingprivilege: bluntedanimehunk: hunewm: bluntedanimehunk: internetlaureate: bluntedanimehunk: why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No. um Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time uM
stanley-darsh: i want to: wear and have your clothes couple cosplay with you go to the beach with you cuddle with you give you little kissies hug you have lil date nights and days with you have ice cream together UuU
Ben: Yeah we'll need guys there
Me: But charismatic, good looking guys with leadership positions.
Kemble: Sooooo... not us
Me: Yeah, we're not charismatic or good looking!