sketchamagowza:

yeah

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jaclcfrost:

"why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning

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maureensowerbutts:

find someone who looks at you the same way mark ruffalo looks at paul rudd

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masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

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iguanamouth:

another set of commissioned dragon hoards ! the cat hoarder and the kitten hoarder are best friends and sometimes let their charges meet for playdates 

(part one) (part two)

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shubbabang:

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people who bite into ice cream absolutely terrify me

36 minutes ago |  via |  source | 70658

greathaircut:

million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory

37 minutes ago |  via |  source | 56939

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slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

46 minutes ago |  via |  source | 204003

shatteredchrystal:

shagalotmrholmes:

tiredboyclub:

the nodding then the wink 

oh he know..

And lo on this day Chrystal didst behold her spirit animal made into flesh. And the beauty confounded her.

(Source: thepetcollective)

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