The Life and Times of some Teenage Douchebag

Hi my name's asshole but you can call me Denver,
er,
wait....

Personal blog, mess of fandoms and bands and anything I find funny and just a general collection of the dumbest shit.

Selfies are tagged as #facespam, by the way.
18/bi/male
perks-of-being-chinese:

it-be-mikachu:

perks-of-being-chinese:

my dog is actually jesus

Ur dog is everything

so tru

dylandigits:

comfemgem:

The mainstream will embrace non-binary genders when it figures out how to profit from them.

"Which gender are YOU? Do gender YOUR way… at JC Penney!"

adriofthedead:

getting more than a little fed up by certain people’s behavior lately
con’t on my twitter
peppapigvevo:

tonitonirocca:

Bara Crossing.

im gonna put this sign in my room and maybe the baras will get confused and visit me
no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code
  • me while playing a game: SHIT! FUCKIN SHIT AHHHGHH GOD DAMN IT THIS IS SO STUPID THIS SUCKS ARGHHH LLFUCKING HELL FUCK THIS GAME I HATE IT FFF FUCKIN SHIT GAME
  • me when i finish the game: omg that was so good i loved it so much. this is my new favourite game ever.

touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

arkadot:

things Dan would never do:

  1. hurt a bro
  2. do drugs
  3. hurt a drug
  4. do a bro

adriofthedead:

I said it on twitter just now but I’ll say it here too bc it’s worth repeating

Big S/O to my friends who are actually socially and morally conscious and don’t pitch a shit when they’re told not to act like garbage ♥

I love you and you make life much more bearable for me

meg-goettsch:

Someone added lipstick to a poster in Walmart

adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

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It bugs me when people are unnecessarily mean. Like, you didn’t have to make that comment. You could have just kept your mouth shut and left that person not feeling bad about themselves. What do you gain from making someone else feel like shit? Nothing of substance. Maybe a fleeting moment of power but that’s gone as soon as it comes so why? There’s enough unhappiness in the world without you adding to it.